The Breve Club

Hi, Girls! At the most difficult time of the year for me, I've learned that sluggery, duggery, and fuckery are all incongestible mushrooms. And although mushrooms are delicious in coffee: Hallelujah! I think, I'll take my coffee, espresso and water, with cream: Ha! Did ya think I was going to say Black?? Nope.

Anyhoo, girl phenomenon, a las Twinkies, creeps upon me with yet another beauty post for my audience. A fictional one, but still, I hope you enjoy!

With the winter in deep pursuit of an extra muffler, I perched from the top most closet, into the arm aeoir'. "Gosh, what shit is this!", I said to the canvas of midnight dresses upon the floor. I was looking for something rather pink, rather fitted. Midnight drinks are the best, ya know. After work happy hour, oh yeah! Yet on my closet floor were only a pair of jena jeans, and classic tees. "Looks like you're staying in...", said my hubby. "NO! It's in here somewhere!". After approxiametly 2 hours...ten o-clock, I just had to call the banker to crack my pidanlu and go shopping. First stop, Starbucks, for a breve. Midnight drinking with girlfriends, a success!

Amen.

Love,

Lord Meowra

Charese Cochran

Kharese

Sweet!